| 1 |
Act One (The Prologue) |
| 2 |
Edamnation |
| 3 |
I Am Going To Beat The Shit Out Of The Next Repressive Bastard That Calls Me "Cack-Handed" When Referring To The Fact That I Play Drums Left-Handed |
| 4 |
Bitches, Beer & Money |
| 5 |
The Devil Wears Pantyhose |
| 6 |
Curdled Blood |
| 7 |
Nie Bij ZonyBass – Bartek JarskiGuitar – Bartek JarskiVocals – Bartek Jarski |
| 8 |
Airigh Nam Beist |
| 9 |
Bloody Mess Sold Out Because They Sold Everything They Had |
| 10 |
Act Two (The Exposition) |
| 11 |
The Living Dead Are Busting My Balls |
| 12 |
World Of Shit |
| 13 |
Anal Cream PieBass – Bartek JarskiGuitar – Bartek JarskiVocals – Bartek Jarski |
| 14 |
Theme To An A.C. Concert |
| 15 |
Don't Mess With The Mess |
| 16 |
Flavor And Heat |
| 17 |
You'll Be Paint On The Wall |
| 18 |
The Role Of Lapdogs In The Lives Of Important Courtesans |
| 19 |
Robert Loggia Never Sold Out |
| 20 |
Act Three (The Celebration) |
| 21 |
All My Favourite Bands Sold Out (So What Does That Say About Me?) |
| 22 |
Girls Just Wanna Have Funerals |
| 23 |
Rock BottomGuitar – Jan de Jong Vocals – Jan de Jong |
| 24 |
Opinions Are Like Assholes (Everyone's Got One And They All Stink) |
| 25 |
The CurveBass – Bartek JarskiSynthesizer – Bartek JarskiVocals – Bartek Jarski |
| 26 |
We Want Dizzy Reed To Join Bloody Mess So We Can Donkey Shag Him In The Ass |
| 27 |
Drink Your Beer And Shut The Fuck Up |
| 28 |
National Car Parks |
| 29 |
My Mind Is Bleeding |
| 30 |
Act Four (The Enlightenment) |
| 31 |
Hellbiscuit (Tribute To Roseanne Barr) |
| 32 |
No FriendsGuitar – Jan de Jong Vocals – Jan de Jong |
| 33 |
The Devil's Balls In Rush Limbaugh's Mouth |
| 34 |
Singapore Sling |
| 35 |
People Need To Lighten The Fuck Up |
| 36 |
Fuck With Me And Find Out |
| 37 |
Canned Meat |
| 38 |
Zywiec SongBass – Bartek JarskiGuitar – Bartek JarskiVocals – Bartek Jarski |
| 39 |
Amorphous Hexagon |
| 40 |
Act Five (The Altercation) |
| 41 |
You Can't Come In Here Looking Like That |
| 42 |
Everyone In A.C. Should Be Killed |
| 43 |
Not Only Is He Playing A Seven-String Ibanez, He Has Some Stupid Shit On His Head As Well |
| 44 |
Lucky DipshitBass – Khizar JamilGuitar – Khizar JamilVocals – Khizar Jamil |
| 45 |
The Big Bang Theory |
| 46 |
We're The Cardboard Cutouts!Guitar – Jan de Jong Vocals – Jan de Jong |
| 47 |
It Seems To Me That Tramps Who Drink Special Brew Are Lame Arses Compared To Those That Drink Hard Liquor |
| 48 |
Humanore |
| 49 |
The Other Way To Avoid Selling Out Is To Have Nothing To Sell In The First Place |
| 50 |
Act Six (The Confrontation) |
| 51 |
Tv Is For Idiots |
| 52 |
Bitchfight |
| 53 |
Bloody MouthGuitar – Khizar JamilVocals – Khizar Jamil |
| 54 |
Buddy Lint Is Dildo |
| 55 |
Pish And Chips |
| 56 |
Fuck It |
| 57 |
Chansoncore |
| 58 |
I Can't Make My Car Fly Like A Spaceship To Get Out Of The Way Of One Very Important Inbred Fucker |
| 59 |
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia |
| 60 |
Act Seven (The Reflection) |
| 61 |
The Pneumatic Starlet (Tribute To Russ) |
| 62 |
Not As Metal As Your Mom |
| 63 |
Perversion For Profit |
| 64 |
C(il)lit BangBass – Bartek JarskiGuitar – Bartek JarskiVocals – Bartek Jarski |
| 65 |
100m Hurdles BlindfoldedGuitar – Jan de Jong Vocals – Jan de Jong |
| 66 |
Vomitose |
| 67 |
Satan ClausKeyboards – Khizar Jamil |
| 68 |
The Scarlett Gothic Jackal |
| 69 |
Genetic Influence On Pubertal Timing |
| 70 |
Act Eight (The Meeting) |
| 71 |
Nickelback Should Be Arrested |
| 72 |
Blutiger Schmutz |
| 73 |
We Make Music Because Everything Else Sucks |
| 74 |
Roepnaam: WeemoedGuitar – Jan de Jong Vocals – Jan de Jong |
| 75 |
Let's Blow This Hot Dog Stand |
| 76 |
Psychochemical Experiments In Influencing The Weather |
| 77 |
I Hate Life |
| 78 |
People Are Getting Stupider |
| 79 |
"Are You Alright Spider?" |
| 80 |
Act Nine (The Masquerade) |
| 81 |
French Kissing A Vampire |
| 82 |
Angelo Is DeadKeyboards – Bartek JarskiVocals – Bartek Jarski |
| 83 |
Coffin Built For Two |
| 84 |
You're Such A Tart (Tribute To Beastman) |
| 85 |
Michael HoldingGuitar – Khizar JamilVocals – Khizar Jamil |
| 86 |
Exocytosed Exocet |
| 87 |
Die Flut |
| 88 |
Super Self-Indulgent Song |
| 89 |
Worst Song Ever Recorded |
| 90 |
Act Ten (The Condemnation) |
| 91 |
The Picnic Of The Living Dead And Other Assorted Scary Creatures |
| 92 |
Ooh |
| 93 |
The Entertainer |
| 94 |
Seth Putnam Failed At Reparative Therapy |
| 95 |
Slave To The GrindcoreBass – Bartek JarskiGuitar – Bartek JarskiVocals – Bartek Jarski |
| 96 |
If We Don't Write Songs About Selling Out, We'll Sell Out |
| 97 |
Summer Of Love (With A Jackhammer) |
| 98 |
If Mike Ness Was Punk Rock He'd Live In Inverness |
| 99 |
In Closing (The Epilogue) |