XsaladcrusherX - Semi-Complete Dickography

Tracklist

A1	Let's Get This Shit Show Over With
A2	Lost In The Ball Pit
A3	I Only Ever Have To Pee Once I'm Doing Something Important
A4	Half Of Our Band Smells Like Shit On A Regular Basis
A5	What Are You, One Of Them Straight Edge Weirdos?
A6	Goddamn Dirty Dopers...
A7	Take My Name Off Your Fucking Mailing List
A8	If Either Of Us Were Competent Vocalists, This Band Might Be Pretty Cool
A9	We're Really Good At Tricking Bands With Talent Into Doing Splits With Us
A10	One Time I Used A Grill As A Weapon
A11	Curly Hair Of The Devil
A12	Fuck Helen Hunt
A13	Patron Saint Of The Hit And Run
A14	Colon Corrosion
A15	Matt In Produce, 289 Please. Matt, 289.
A16	Bitch Seat
A17	Grade III Super Obesity
A18	Music Doesn't Have To Be Good
A19	Oh So Schizophrenia And ADD Are Legitimate Mental Disorders, But Your "Otherkin" Bullshit Is Totally Normal
A20	Jello Pool (Short Pants Disco Cover)
A21	Nick Likes Avril Lavigne
A22	Ladies Love Cool Jarritos
A23	We Back Bitchez!
A24	Smoke Crack, Party, Listen To XsaladcrusherX And Eat Tacos. Have A Nice Day!!
A25	Snowballs Are Fucking Cold And Why Would Anyone In Their Right Mind Want To Pick One Up
A26	Why Bother Having An Immune System If It Doesn't Work?
A27	Fuck Your Life (XharoldshitmanX Cover)
A28	I Fucking Hate Spiders
A29	Soiled Diaper Milkshake
A30	straightXedge
A31	Taylor's Ex Girlfriend Wears A Shower Cap While She Swims In Pools Of Semen
A32	All I Wanna Do Is Smash Shit Up
A33	Cholesterol Overload
A34	You Know How Many Dudes I've Boned In My Life? Zero.
A35	Bitchless
A36	Untitled 8
A37	Burned By The Sun
A38	Predicated Prune
A39	Untitled 10
A40	I Hate My Job (Let's Get Drunk And Geocache)
A41	Friend Is The Only Label I Need (Have Fun Cover)
A42	I Admit It; I Enjoy Professional Wrestling
A43	Putting My Foot In My Mouth
A44	America Rules, King Conquer Drools
A45	When The Goofy Comes Out
A46	3.141592653589793238462643
A47	Fuck The Sun
A48	Something: The Reckoning
A49	Taylor's And Andy's World Famous 11 Pepper Tacos Will Blow The Hair Right Off Your Dick
B1	untitled By BugxPunch
B2	Coon-Faced Food Snatch
B3	Too Rowdy For D House
B4	Mullet Master: Guardian Of Hot Dogs
B5	Tortured Scalp
B6	Death From Below
B7	Beheaded Fröstbite Lörds Öv The Winter Möönstruck Wölf Öv The Föggy Frözen Plains In The Snöwy Möuntains Ön The Icy Möuntains Öv The Misty Möuntains With Fröstbite
B8	Fiscal
B9	Munition
B10	Follower
B11	Pancarditis
B12	Groper
B13	Brigand
B14	Airlift
B15	Stalactite
B16	Cemetary
B17	Decrement
B18	Rockfall
B19	Resentment
B20	Sunspot
B21	Shitstick
B22	Necromancy
B23	Phlegmatic
B24	Poecilonym
B25	Whitestain
B26	Nineteen
B27	That's It This Sucks
B28	Y'all Faggots Take Yourselves Too Seriously
B29	Dylan Sucks
B30	You're Not Punk Rock, You're A Fire Hazard
B31	I Eat More Cat Hair Than I Do Food
B32	Blood Moon Crystals Öv The Winter Night Frost
B33	If I Had A Dollar For Every Person That Listened To XsaladcrusherX...
B34	Anti-Chris
B35	A Swirling Vortex Of Ball Sweat
B36	That Fucking Fly Is Gunna Die!
B37	Bug Kite (Featuring bugXpunch)
B38	Braindead Beatdown
B39	When A Mad Scientist's Evil Experiment Goes Horribly Wrong And Turns Him Into A Cat
B40	Bad Cats!
B41	Cerulean Short Shorts
B42	Maybe We Shouldn't Drink Before We Geocache
B43	Intro
B44	Hippie Holocaust
B45	Man The Fuck Up
B46	The Tale Of The Dark Music
B47	I Just Wanna Listen To Iron Maiden
B48	Untitled
B49	Untitled
B50	Untitled
B51	Untitled
B52	Untitled
B53	Untitled
B54	Untitled
B55	Untitled
B56	Untitled
B57	Untitled
B58	Predicated Prune
B59	Hawk Master
B60	Bitchless
B61	Red Beans And Rice
B62	Uncle Nick's

Notes

Contains all XsaladcrusherX songs to date, except the cover of "Goat Pain" from the split with The Blue Knites Öv Micrösöft, the untitled noise track from the "Splat!" split with bugXpunch, and all tracks from "Land Before Grind", "Fuck Your Shit", and "All The Fixins'", due to time restrictions.
Limited to 100 copies.