The Goons - 'My Knees Have Fallen Off!'

Tracklist

The Man Who Never Was
1-1	–The Goons	This Is The BBC Light Programme	1:46
1-2	–The Goons	It Was That Very Night That I, Captain Seagoon	1:10
1-3	–The Goons	Seagoon Flung The Interloper Aside With A Muttered Oath	2:37
1-4	–The Goons	Get Those Horse Flies Out Of Here	3:34
1-5	–Max Geldray	Makin' Whoopee	2:40
1-6	–The Goons	And Now We Have Great Pleasure In Returning You To The Goon Show	2:26
1-7	–The Goons	All Through The Night, And This Is Where The Story Really Starts	1:35
1-8	–The Goons	Soon I Was At The Gates Of Woolwich Arsenal	0:53
1-9	–Ray Ellington	Will You Still Be Mine?	2:41
1-10	–The Goons	And So The Woolwich Arsenal Set About Building	1:48
1-11	–The Goons	Gentlemen, I Think We're Wasting Time	3:08
1-12	–The Goons	Meet The Man Who Never Was	1:43
1-13	–The Goons	Dear Listeners, With Bloodnok On His Way To The Old Bailey	1:15
1-14	–The Goons	Yes, Now We've Taken Great Care	2:00
The Case Of The Missing CD Plates
1-15	–The Goons	This Is The BBC Home Service	1:13
1-16	–The Goons	One Morning In The Year Needle Nardle Noo	3:24
1-17	–The Goons	And So Here I Was, Freshly Run Over	1:10
1-18	–Max Geldray	The Lady Is A Tramp	2:49
1-19	–The Goons	And So, While Eccles Sets Fire To Nearby Craven Hotel	3:55
1-20	–The Goons	I Finally Extricated Myself From Under The Piano	2:54
1-21	–The Goons	Dear Listener, I Realised I Had Them	0:43
1-22	–Ray Ellington	Cloudburst	2:28
1-23	–The Goons	The Case Of The Missing CD Plates, Part The Two	2:37
1-24	–The Goons	Chapter Ten: It Is Midnight	3:20
1-25	–The Goons	The Case Of Seagoon Versus The Titikakan Embassy	1:16
1-26	–The Goons	And So I Arrived In Titikaka With My Bagpipes Bent On Revenge	4:40
World War I
2-1	–The Goons	This Is The BBC Home Service	0:51
2-2	–The Goons	1917 - England Was At War	1:30
2-3	–The Goons	And Now ".....!", Part Two	0:54
2-4	–The Goons	The Lounge Of The East Acton Labour Exchange	3:23
2-5	–Max Geldray	Sometimes I'm Happy	2:17
2-6	–The Goons	And Now, On The Faded Document I See	2:56
2-7	–The Goons	Your Name Neddie Seagoon?	1:24
2-8	–The Goons	Drawers Cellular One, Shirts Angora Two, Tins Mess One	1:34
2-9	–The Goons	In Anticipation Of His Arrival	1:17
2-10	–The Goons	Someone Knocking On The Door With A Duck	3:09
2-11	–Ray Ellington	Beep Beep	2:22
2-12	–The Goons	On The Western Front, Seagoon Prayed For The Germans To Win	1:03
2-13	–The Goons	And So I Volunteered To Become A Civilian	2:07
2-14	–The Goons	Meantime, Midnight On A Lonely Anti-Aircraft Site In Epping Forest	3:08
2-15	–The Goons	Here Is A Special News Bulletin	1:46
The Nasty Affair At The Burami Oasis
2-16	–The Goons	This Is The BBC Home Service	1:22
2-17	–The Goons	Good Morning, Here Is The News	0:46
2-18	–The Goons	Neddie Seagoon, Reporting For Duty Sir!	1:59
2-19	–The Goons	Yes, It Was Action At Last	1:44
2-20	–The Goons	That Night, The HMS Thespus	1:51
2-21	–Max Geldray	When You're Smiling	2:26
2-22	–The Goons	The Increasingly Sordid Affair At Burami Oasis	2:47
2-23	–The Goons	The Nasty Affair At The Burami Oasis, Part Four	2:12
2-24	–The Goons	That Night, By The Light Of The Araby-Type Moon	3:41
2-25	–Ray Ellington	Lost In The Jungle	3:05
2-26	–The Goons	Once Afloat In The Oasis, The Battleship Dropped Anchor	2:08
2-27	–The Goons	Cynical Listeners May Question The Possibility Of Sailing A Battleship On Sand	2:25
2-28	–The Goons	Yes, Dear Listeners - Without Knowing It	3:56

Companies, etc.

• Phonographic Copyright (p) – BBC Worldwide Ltd.
• Copyright (c) – BBC Worldwide Ltd.

Credits

• Mastered By [Digitally Mastered By], Technician [Restored By] – Ted Kendall
• MC [Announcer] – Wallace Greenslade
• Performer [With] – Harry Secombe, Peter Sellers
• Producer – Charles Chilton (tracks: 1-1 to 1-14, 2-1 to 2-15), Peter Eaton* (tracks: 1-15 to 1-26, 2-16 to 2-28)
• Script By – Larry Stephens (tracks: 2-16 to 2-28)
• Script By, Performer [With] – Spike Milligan

Notes

This differs from another similar release in terms of the barcode.

Booklet:
Digitally remastered and including previously unreleased material
CD1
The Man Who Never Was Originally broadcast on 17 February 1958
The Case of the Missing CD Plates Originally broadcast on 18 October 1955
CD2
World War 1 Originally broadcast on 24 February 1958
The Nasty Affair at the Burami Oasis Originally broadcast on 4 October 1956

Tray insert:
℗ BBC Worldwide Ltd 1980, 1981, 1989, 1996
© BBC Worldwide Ltd 1996
TRG

Discs 1 and 2:
℗ BBC Worldwide Ltd 1980, 1981, 1989, 1996
© BBC Worldwide Ltd 1996
Manufactured in Great Britain

Barcode and Other Identifiers

• Barcode: 5 011755 186722 >
• Rights Society (On discs and tray insert): MCPS
• Other (ISBN on tray insert): 0-563-38869-2
• Matrix / Runout (Disc 1): DOCdata UK 81966 0563388692CD1
• Matrix / Runout (Disc 2): 81967 ZBBC1867 CD2 1 : 1 : 2
• Mastering SID Code (Disc 1): IFPI LP76
• Mastering SID Code (Disc 2): IFPI L042
• Mould SID Code (Discs 1 and 2): IFPI 7302

Other versions

Category	Artist	Title (Format)	Label	Category	Country	Year
ZBBC 1048	The Goons	Goon Show Classics Vol.4 ‎(2xCass, Comp)	BBC Enterprises	ZBBC 1048	UK	1989
ZBBC 1048	The Goons	Goon Show Classics Vol.4 ‎(2xCass, Comp)	BBC Enterprises	ZBBC 1048	UK	1989
ZBBC 1867 CD	The Goons	Volume 4 "My Knees Have Fallen Off" ‎(2xCD, Comp, RM)	BBC	ZBBC 1867 CD	UK	1996
ZBBC 1048	The Goons	Goon Show Classics 4 ‎(2xCass, Comp, RP)	BBC Cassettes	ZBBC 1048	UK	1992